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By Gryffindor, the bravest were prized far beyond the rest;
For Ravenclaw, the cleverest would always be the best;
For Hufflepuff, hard workers were most worthy of admission;
And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition.(via dark-alice-lilith)
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cop: where were you last night?
shakira: at home sleeping
shakira’s hips: she was at the club where the murder took place
shakira: son of a -
- Me to myself @ 10pm: "I'm gonna get up early and be an active person and not be a piece of shit"
- Me to myself @ 3am: "the universe is so fuckin huge there's no way we're alone"
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you know you’re looking forward to something when you get ready 4 hours before and you’re left awkwardly walking around the house looking stunning trying to make time go faster
(via passion56321)
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people: you should talk more!
me: *tries to talk*
-gets ignored
-gets interrupted
-gets talked over
-no one responds to my conversation
-no one pays attention
-no one cares -
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Re-blog if you would date someone who identifies as bisexual
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Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him”
A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.
I’m crying this is so cute
(via dark-alice-lilith)